A TRIP TO THE ALPACA FARM
September 08, 2009
by AMY KELLNER
The Cute Show
Welcome to the new episode of The Cute Show! This one is about Alpacas, which are sort of like llamas but with sillier hairdos. They are bred for their fiber, which is like wool, but warmer and more luxurious. I think that secretly they’re also bred for maximum goofy-lookingness.
We visited Hidden Pastures Alpaca Farm and Fiber Shop in New Jersey, and it was so gorgeous there, it made me yearn to move to the countryside. We were very lucky to have Grace, Paul, Kayla, and Anthony—four of the top alpaca experts in the world—there to teach us everything you’d ever want to know about these noble creatures. We heartily thank them for a super fun and educational day.
Oh, also Alpaca poo looks like canned black beans.
Bye!
xo amy kellner
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RedAlurk: mmmmm Alpacas.
2 months ago
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3 months ago
Df15Range: that looks absurdly uncomfortable, the way the little girl is carrying the alpaca.
5 months ago
cacophobia: me want one!
5 months ago
tiffbit: holy shit I want to bring one home. they're mini flurry camels!!! They look like they have furry boots on each hoove.
5 months ago
heinderman: The real question here: HOW DO THEY TASTE!????!!?!??!?!?
6 months ago
cacophobia: like a mixture of lamb and goat. wrap me one of em thangs in a gyro mang
5 months ago
Thom_M: Cute Show always has great music, what is it?
6 months ago
TowJam: They all have such nifty mini-fros.
6 months ago
uly: why does that one have a flat face?
6 months ago
cacophobia: no comment.
5 months ago
taco_baby: that one with the girl looks like an albino sloth.
6 months ago
AcreDemon: Ooooh, I like the brown one. He's like a chocolate lab crack puppy.
6 months ago
JenB: Cute until they spit on you
6 months ago
Df15Range: like men
5 months ago
dblhelix: i can stand black bean shit as long as they don't get boners everytime you come close like goats do.
6 months ago
pirateghost: aww, they look so huggable.
6 months ago
downboy: They are defintely goofy looking.
6 months ago
Tucker: They look like poodle llamas.
6 months ago