GET NAKED, SAVE YOUR LIFE
January 26, 2010
by WILLIAM NIGH
Some horn ball science writer is trying to convince everyone to get naked. From bottom to top, every article of clothing we humans wear is coming under scrutiny. Starting at the bottom: were you not wearing shoes right now, you could be taking steps to prevent Alzheimer’s later in life. By directing stimulating the soles of you feet, you excite the brain to make new, more efficient neural connections.
“What about my pants and shirt,” you ask? “How are those garments destroying my health?” Well, they’re teeming with bad bacteria and fungi that can cause yeast infections, rotting toenails, and other delights. Not to mention the fact that they restrict your range of motion which is no good for brain or body.
The article goes on to give an illustrious list of nerd-nudists like Charles Richter, Robert Heinlein, and Leonard Nimoy. Sounds kinda like the author is grasping at threads (wahnt waaah) to get folks nudified. How these characters are meant to inspire nakedness, the world may never know.
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Yufamizm: I guess he isn't worried about shrinkage. Good for him.
about 1 month ago
RuralJuror: Surfing, balls out.
about 1 month ago
malignant: wait until you're good before you surf naked. if you think getting your face thrown into the sand hurts just wait until it's the underside of your dick.
about 1 month ago
baya: I'd love to try the barefoot experiment to see if it improves my neural connections. But I also would not like broken glass, dog shit, and other assorted sidewalk bits in/on my feet.
about 1 month ago
wtevs: spock is a nudist?
about 1 month ago
lowbrow: nice. shaved butt for easier slicing and dicing through the water.
about 1 month ago
listenn2slayer: leonard nimoys "in search of" is probably one of the better shows ever.
about 1 month ago
samiam: i only want to see leonard nimoy naked if his balls have points like his ears do.
about 1 month ago
muckruckerxx4: some horn ball science writer?! you bite your tongue. this man's a genius!
about 1 month ago
silaslassic: i don't know why but him wearing a top and not bottoms is even worse than if he was totally butt naked. kind of like being naked other than socks. it's gross and irritating.
about 1 month ago
LumaNatic: "kind of like being naked other than socks. it's gross and irritating" You can say that again! ugh. If you're gonna do it, just do it already!
about 1 month ago
QueenBee: Let's not forget smegma.
about 1 month ago
daddywheresmybourbon: nasty dough butt!
about 1 month ago