GRAVITY IS SO RUDE
November 19, 2009
by JIM FORREST
Not only is gravity holding you down, it’s also holding you back.
The shock wave of universe expansion from the big bang and subsequent black hole collisions are still rippling through space and time, making that stuff that pulls apples from trees to bonk scientists on the head and come up with wild theories. This, thinks some scientists in Paris, is probably the reason you can’t be in several places at once, even though that’s not true for the subatomic particles that make you up–you’re just too heavy and too big. In other words, quantum physics thinks you’re fat.
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sbay33: quantum physics is a nerd
3 months ago
jigglebutt: it blows me away that anything could be in different places at the same time.
3 months ago
samiam: that's some donnie darko shit right there.
3 months ago
lazyeyezkilla: i was thinking more like the rocky horror "let's do the time warp again" part. color me confident in my manhood.
3 months ago