INAUGURAL ECSTASY
December 08, 2009
by JAMES TENAFLY
During a drug bust earlier this week police in Texas found some truly inspired political memorabilia. Among the suspects cache of coke and heroin police spotted dozens of orange Flinstones vitamin-esque tablets in the shape of Barack Obama’s face. The commander-in-chief’s visage found its way onto some semi-decent blotter earlier this year but the pills are a first. It’s nice to think that those collectors of GHW and Barbara Bush slippers and Spiro Agnew bottle openers will troll eBay to add the contraband to their collection. Anyone hoping to roll off the pills may be in for a disappointment, however. According to ecstasydata.org the tablets contain nary a trace of MDMA: It’s basically a caffeine pill with BZP and TFMPP, the ingredients in Legal X. That’s hardly change we can believe in. Zing!
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Rominel: 'Obama's X' ..available from a street dealer near you.
3 months ago
jws8439: I want one with Biden's face on it.
3 months ago
NachoCheesier: This would be the best birthday present ever. Get pills made into the birthday boy's (or girl's) face and show up and everyone's ready to get the fuck down. Genius.
3 months ago
bummerdude: the good pills are the ones with jenna bush's face on them.
3 months ago
dttsc: Ecstasy*
3 months ago
dttsc: We're Obama kids, ten million strong, and on ECSTATIC!
3 months ago
ruckus: you had your chance and blew it. "ten million strong... and rolling."
3 months ago
noodle: whole new meaning to "dropping bombs," mr. president
3 months ago
cacophobia: tasty,
3 months ago
AcreDemon: No we can't (roll).
3 months ago
tabriz: those are some ugly pills. and i like obama's face. so i dont know what to think of this
3 months ago