NORWEGIAN SPIRAL

December 09, 2009
by JAMES TENAFLY

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Early this morning, the people of Northern Norway looked to the sky and saw an enormous rotating spiral in the dark. Experts in the region known frequent displays of aurora borealis are, as of yet, unable to explain the phenomenon. Thousands of people in the region reported seeing the spiral which spun in the sky for only a few minutes before disappearing. Even the best guesses leave something to be desired: some blame a possible, unreported Russian rocket launch; a tired conspiracy prop; slightly juicier conspiracy plots; and aliens, naturally. The best reasoning attributes the spiral to a never before seen astral or meteorological phenomena.

Check out a crappy youtube video here submitted by a guy who thinks it’s a massive laser light show.

Just please don’t let it be more viral marketing bullshit.

UPDATE: Something very similar in China


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    listenn2slayer: this reminds me of leonard nimoy hosting the "in search of...." series! nothing more exciting then conspiracy theories.

    2 months ago

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    taco_baby: fuck it. if this is viral marketing, i say more like it. that was awesome.

    3 months ago

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    uly: if it was a rocket launch, i think they unintentionally discovered the coolest firework ever made.

    3 months ago

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    rufiomania: okay, now i hear that it was a failed russian missile test.

    3 months ago

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      SearsPoncho: And the same for the one in China 7 months ago?

      3 months ago

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      buttateeth: uhhhhhh, yeah, and why exactly are we letting russia test crazy ufo missiles in the first place?

      3 months ago

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    rufiomania: stargate!

    3 months ago

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      sbay33: trek out of here

      3 months ago

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    DabblesInPacifism: Great first sentence at the "juicier" link. " The infamous NASA Blue Beam Project has four different steps in order to implement the new age religion with the antichrist at its head."

    3 months ago

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      sbay33: last sentence: "They don't believe and they won't take time to prepare."

      3 months ago

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