A TRIP TO THE ALPACA FARM
September 08, 2009
by AMY KELLNER
The Cute Show
Welcome to the new episode of The Cute Show! This one is about Alpacas, which are sort of like llamas but with sillier hairdos. They are bred for their fiber, which is like wool, but warmer and more luxurious. I think that secretly they’re also bred for maximum goofy-lookingness.
R.I.P. BABY WALRUS
September 02, 2009
by AMY KELLNER
The Cute Show
It is with heavy hearts we report that Akituusaq, the two-year-old walrus who starred in the baby walrus episode of The Cute Show, has died of complications from pneumonia. Our hearts go out to his family at the New York Aquarium, who worked around the clock in attempt to save his little walrus life. He was an excellent baby walrus and it is a sad day for mammals everywhere, be they marine or land-based. 2009, know ye no mercy!!!
HELP SAVE AMY'S ARM
August 12, 2009
by VBS Staff
The Cute Show
Amy Kellner, the lady responsible for bringing you The Cute Show, has one of the greatest tattoos adorning any person dead or currently living. It is a lascivious-tongued kitty-kat on her right shoulder beneath which is a ribbon containing the cursive word “Pussy.” Simple and magnificent.
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