WE'RE KILLING THE DC SNIPER TONIGHT
November 10, 2009
by IAN WINTHROP
Hey DC! Remember at 9 PM to tune in for the execution of John Allen Muhammad, better known to most as The Washington DC Sniper. Of course, Muhammad was merely the mentally ill mastermind behind the murderous rampage which, in all likelihood, was carried out by his brainwashed teenage accomplice, Lee Boyd Malvo. For anyone unfamiliar with the case, Malvo admitted that the one to two dozen killings carried out by the pair were part of a larger plan that involved murdering hundreds of people, killing a pregnant lady, a cop, bombing said cop’s funeral, and then training a militia of lost, young, black men to carry out a multi-city terror spree. According to the Virginia courts, the man who concocted this plan is not crazy and should be executed for his actions. Thanks again, death penalty!
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Taipan: It's amazing how callous human beings are in the name of "justice". We'll see how brave you are when the shoe is on the other foot, heh heh.
3 days ago
caisasoze: just die!
3 days ago
noodle: i'm actually against the death penalty. i think it's the most barbaric thing humans can do. not saying what this man did is right. he's evil but i just could never say "thanks again, death penalty"... you're just as bad as this guy.
3 days ago
sbay33: does it smell like moth balls in here?
3 days ago
sduranco: the guy is a psychopath. i do not believe that any government should just lock up and keep psychos like this crazy fucker well fed and confortable, even if they are in a prison cell, until they decide to just peacefully die. that IS expensive. i think he should be eaten by hungry rats... hurray for dealth penalty. about time.
3 days ago
GoodCleanFun: that's just the American Juice-This System making up for letting OJ slide.
8 days ago
Formless: Mastermind ??? Who wrote this nonsense ? Any angry cretin could manage the same thing with the right amount of money. If he had been really smart he would have used stolen vehicles with exchanged plates. The man was no mastermind, he was just another follower of that cult from Saudi Arabia gone nuts in D.C. Also, capital punishment is wrong. Why kill him when you can lock him up with Mr. Fister ? Capital punishment is too lenient and too expensive.
8 days ago
staypuft: if there's ever a movie about this denzel has the role locked up for sure.
9 days ago
sduranco: oh and i think there´s already a movie about this creepy story... just can´t remember the name...
3 days ago
Biff: While I completely agree, couldn't it be said that anyone with the ability to kill another person is mentally challenged? Normal, sane people shouldn't be capable of murder.
9 days ago
JenB: Actually, murder, rape, and theft are all perfectly normal evolutionary adaptations.
8 days ago
noodle: call me ignorant but did this guy ever explain what he was trying to accomplish with his terror spree? i agree with "normal, sane people shouldn't be capable of murder."
3 days ago
Rominel: "Brainwashing" can never be good. Scary to think that one can be convinced to do such acts..
10 days ago
GPT: dude on the right's a dead ringer for tim meadows
10 days ago
daddywheresmybourbon: "you are NOT brian fellows!"
10 days ago
augustiniak: brian fellows was not played by tim meadows, it was a tracy morgan character. but i agree that that guy does look a lot like tim meadows, though saddly i don't think mr. meadows has the depth to play that sort of role even in a made for tv lifetime movie.
3 days ago
noodle: haha who would guess these 2 smiling guys are killing machines
3 days ago
daddywheresmybourbon: he looks like oj and i'm not talking about juice
10 days ago
dttsc: im against the dealth penalty for the most part but for him, go right ahead
10 days ago
GoodCleanFun: then you're not against death penalty, fuck your double standards.
8 days ago
willyb: talk about capitol punishment
10 days ago
cacophobia: down with the menace!
10 days ago