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    anotherblacksheep: I think you could have made an episode just about the instructor..who designs handbags about throwing shoes at Dubuya, teaches people how to drive segways, belive in pyramid energy or something and is named Itzi. Oh an he paddles S&M folks on the side...what a guy Oh and by the way Itzi, as soon as you started paddeling her on the ass, we knew that it was infact, all about her tits after all.

    about 1 month ago

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    wtevs: that instructor should extend his instructing to other areas of life, or life in general.

    3 months ago

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    Bubbles: I was in the Jedi academy until I got kicked out for losing my virginity. Damn academy rules...

    3 months ago

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    optimyst: creepy segway guru...."see wat happens when u start fuckin around" ..wat a tosser..

    4 months ago

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    mike: how do these dorks aford that appartment.

    6 months ago

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    Tokyowars: I totally see the segway guru hanging out awkwardly at freshmen sorority parties. Inappropriate!

    6 months ago

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    100Westend: Where can I get me one of those light sabers?

    6 months ago

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    jackieboy: There's gotta be another segway instructor in nyc.

    6 months ago

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    shakeshack: Awesome video but the battle was a let down…Kinda gentle swaying with awkward lunges. Maybe they need more practice.

    6 months ago

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    taketheride: Ive never ridden a segway but it looks fun as shit.

    6 months ago

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    augustiniak: if it wasn't for people taking the lightsaber techniques to seriously that would be a really fun class to take. that should offer it as an elective in college.

    6 months ago

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      uws123: I would love to take that class.

      6 months ago

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      uws123: I would love to take that class.

      6 months ago

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    ChpperKahn: that was one of those things that sounds awesome but its just nah. a bondage segway instructor... oh geez.

    6 months ago

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    lowbrow: whenever i see a cop on a segway i laugh my butt off. i know it's asking for trouble but i just can't help it. if i ever got pulled over by a segway i would have to shoot myself.

    8 months ago

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      herd: and they wear helmets. aaaaahahahahah

      8 months ago

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      josejosejose: Seriously. Whenever I see them it just reminds me of Gob Bluth.

      6 months ago

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    Meetdave: although the bag is a bullseye with bush's face on it....theres no damage you're just toting around a bush face with you. It defeats the purpose and demands constant explanation.

    8 months ago

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    ruckus: hey lightsaber trainers. i have a proposition. you give me one saberring training session and i buy you all a round at a bar where a catfish plays a bassoon. cool?

    8 months ago

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    mcsquiggles: look how proud he is about the lightsaber noise. pshhhhhhong! haha they are dorking out so hard it's awesome.

    8 months ago

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      Meetdave: if there is a living in this i would take it up

      8 months ago

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      Meetdave: if there is a living in this i would take it up

      8 months ago

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    jigglebutt: he has to wash his hands before he paddles you. i don't like guys that are more worried about their cleanliness that my ass. this dude is a creep. i don't think he would meet the jedi ethics standards. were there any pervy jedis?

    8 months ago

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      beetlejuice: yeah total creep. he was totally trying to get that girl to stick out her chest at him.... perv old man

      8 months ago

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      downboy: i dont know if hes a perv, hes just completely in his own world. the dudes a segway instructor, for gods sake.

      6 months ago

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    captaincheesepuff: man think of how much cool shit you could do if hoverboards ever become a reality. id hover everywhere. i'd hoverthru whitecastle. i'd hoverfuck. i'd hovershit. i'd hovereverydamnthing.

    8 months ago

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    kokakola: New York Jedi Academy... thats real?

    8 months ago

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      mcsquiggles: i bet if you told them you were going to blow up their home planet of alderon they would really get their game faces on.

      8 months ago

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    Rod: Get them on the American Gladiator joust pedestals and give them the sabers. There should be as much humiliation as possible for the loser.

    8 months ago

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